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I know this is Bollocks, but can somebody explain in simple English why?

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    #11
    The 3 laws of thermodynamics in a nutshell:

    1. You can't win, you can only break even.

    2. You can't break even (except at absolute zero).

    3. You can never get to absolute zero.
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      The 3 laws of thermodynamics in a nutshell:

      1. You can't win, you can only break even.

      2. You can't break even (except at absolute zero).

      3. You can never get to absolute zero.
      Poll fail.

      No "You can if you are VW" or AndyW options.

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        #13
        Originally posted by nomadd View Post
        Because Bobs built it.
        Racist!

        Bobs can build things that work they just may not work in the way expected...
        Last edited by SueEllen; 27 September 2015, 20:14.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #14
          Don't sneer at these wonderful ideas. I am almost ready to launch my wind turbine powered drone. The faster it flies, the faster the turbine at the back goes, which supplies yet more power to the propeller and so on. I see no limit to the speed it will achieve.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Racist!

            Bobs can build things that work they just may not work in the way expected...
            But still they are preferred for whatever reason, makes me wonder who the real bobs (management ??) are.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Racist!

              Bobs can build things that work they just may not work in the way expected...
              Like shampoo which was originally for cleaning hair but is in fact an eye irritant and Ludo which is meant to be a jolly family game but ends up being a bloodbath: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...nd_discoveries
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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