Dalai Lama makes apparently sexist comment linky - though I think it's funny....
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Dalai Lama makes apparently sexist comment....
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Dalai Lama makes apparently sexist comment....
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
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if only some people's dads had!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostCut the poor guy some slack. Do you know how easy it is to hold your seed for 80 years?!
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From the Viz book of Sexist Records:Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo you know how easy it is to hold your seed for 80 years?!
The greatest internal pressure sustained in a pair of testicles is one of 65 atmospheres 955lb/in2, or approximately 49,400 mm of mercury at sea level, in the scrotum of the the pop singer Sir Cliff Richard (GB), following a 45-year build up of seminal fluid. This is equivalent to six times the pressure currently bearing down on the hull of RMS Titanic. It is estimated that were Mr Richard to ejaculate, the resulting jizzbolt would attain a peak altitude of 335m 1100ft, comfortably clearing the TV mast on top of the Eiffel TowerOriginally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00"I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."Comment
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