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  • rl4engc
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Do you know how easy it is to hold your seed for 80 years?!
    From the Viz book of Sexist Records:

    The greatest internal pressure sustained in a pair of testicles is one of 65 atmospheres 955lb/in2, or approximately 49,400 mm of mercury at sea level, in the scrotum of the the pop singer Sir Cliff Richard (GB), following a 45-year build up of seminal fluid. This is equivalent to six times the pressure currently bearing down on the hull of RMS Titanic. It is estimated that were Mr Richard to ejaculate, the resulting jizzbolt would attain a peak altitude of 335m 1100ft, comfortably clearing the TV mast on top of the Eiffel Tower

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Cut the poor guy some slack. Do you know how easy it is to hold your seed for 80 years?!
    if only some people's dads had!

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Dalai Lama makes apparently sexist comment linky - though I think it's funny....
    Cut the poor guy some slack. Do you know how easy it is to hold your seed for 80 years?!

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  • SueEllen
    started a topic Dalai Lama makes apparently sexist comment....

    Dalai Lama makes apparently sexist comment....

    Dalai Lama makes apparently sexist comment linky - though I think it's funny....

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