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    #31
    Unbelievable. For two solid week the gutter Tory press has put Jeremy Corbyn's history under a microscope and have then printed some of the most ridiculous headlines you have ever seen aimed at tarnishing and assassinating someone's character. David Cameron is now caught balls deep down a pigs throat and these very same Mickey Mouse newspapers are now crying and whining that it matters not what one gets up to in ones reckless youth! Could you even imagine how these rags would have reacted if Corbyn had stood accused of having oral sex with a severed pigs head!
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #32
      Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
      They'd only have their snouts in the pig if they were at work
      Just after being caught with their toffs in the snout

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        #33
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Unbelievable. For two solid week the gutter Tory press has put Jeremy Corbyn's history under a microscope and have then printed some of the most ridiculous headlines you have ever seen aimed at tarnishing and assassinating someone's character. David Cameron is now caught balls deep down a pigs throat and these very same Mickey Mouse newspapers are now crying and whining that it matters not what one gets up to in ones reckless youth! Could you even imagine how these rags would have reacted if Corbyn had stood accused of having oral sex with a severed pigs head!
        One of the papers (I think it was the Express) was ranting and raving the other day because Corbyn's great-great-grandfather apparently had a job in a workhouse

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          #34
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Just after being caught with their toffs in the snout
          Just waiting for the memes of Tories sucking the teat of big business

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #35
            Camerons hamfisted treatment of small businesses ?
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #36
              Ham, Bam thank you Cam
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #37
                It was only practice for what he wants to do to the electorate...

                NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  But the point I was trying to make is that we do many dumb things as kids/young adults so who are we to point the finger??
                  OK that IS a fair point but it rather depends on exactly what was done and at what age. Big difference between 14/15 and university age for instance.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #39
                    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

                    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig tulip, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

                    HTH

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      OK that IS a fair point but it rather depends on exactly what was done and at what age. Big difference between 14/15 and university age for instance.
                      Really the difference between being 14 and 21 is the amount of alcohol it takes to get you pissed.

                      After that it's party time.

                      At the end of the day whoever runs the country will have skeletons if you look hard enough.

                      At least give the guy credit for trying to be anti-disestablishment.

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