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    #31
    I'd rather die
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #32
      Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering

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        #33
        Wash rinse repeat
        http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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          #34
          No more fun
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #35
            It takes work?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #36
              breakfast in bed

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                #37
                postman rings twice

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Maid in Lounge
                  Chef in Kitchen
                  Whore in bedroom

                  Jerry Hall advice
                  Fuuuuuuuuu

                  I got

                  Where in kitchen
                  Chef in bedroom

                  Too poor to have a lounge

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    Where in kitchen?
                    over the sink

                    its like Pokemon

                    You gotta collect em all!

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                      #40
                      You're totally f##ked
                      It's all hers
                      Keep MIL onside
                      Last edited by northernladuk; 16 September 2015, 22:44.
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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