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Shagtastic - whats your number?

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    #11
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    It's my guess that a 17-year-old filly is less exposed than a 35-year-old with a clunge like Dumbledore's sleeve.
    the question is those that went through the slutty phase in their teens(or not) and have since spent 16 years with kids via cesarean and have come back on the market fresh are they cleaner than a 21 year old who is banging anything that moves?

    My general perception is that the number of partners in each age range has been going up since the 60s. The average used to be 7.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Well that's rather taking the edge off what was some great memories!

      Although, of course, it doesn't really make sense at all. By their logic, sitting on a train seat must be equivalent to sitting on the lap of most of the worlds population.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vwdan View Post
        Well that's rather taking the edge off what was some great memories!

        Although, of course, it doesn't really make sense at all. By their logic, sitting on a train seat must be equivalent to sitting on the lap of most of the worlds population.
        Fart residue doesn't spread STIs I'd expect.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #14
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          Do robots dream of electric flossy?
          FTFY
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #15
            Terrifying. Not interested in my number, but I'd say I've probably shagged you all indirectly.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Terrifying. Not interested in my number, but I'd say I've probably shagged you all indirectly.
              You had sex with MF as well?

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Terrifying. Not interested in my number, but I'd say I've probably shagged you all indirectly.

                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #18
                  Stopped counting when I reached 100.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    You had sex with MF as well?
                    I've done some bad stuff in my day.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Inneresting that MP might have done MF. I feel a vomit coming on 🔩🔧
                      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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