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Previously on "Shagtastic - whats your number?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    Inneresting that MP might have done MF. I feel a vomit coming on 🔩🔧
    How do you think MP feels, good job she was on top though.

    Advice: My Husband’s Weight is Crushing Our Sex Life

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Do robots count?
    Yes, they also walk, talk, paint vehicles. They're all over the place these days. Glad you've finally come out of your coma.

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  • Scruff
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    Inneresting that MP might have done MF. I feel a vomit coming on 🔩🔧

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You had sex with MF as well?
    I've done some bad stuff in my day.

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  • original PM
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    Stopped counting when I reached 100.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Terrifying. Not interested in my number, but I'd say I've probably shagged you all indirectly.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Terrifying. Not interested in my number, but I'd say I've probably shagged you all indirectly.
    You had sex with MF as well?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Terrifying. Not interested in my number, but I'd say I've probably shagged you all indirectly.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Do robots dream of electric flossy?
    FTFY

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by vwdan View Post
    Well that's rather taking the edge off what was some great memories!

    Although, of course, it doesn't really make sense at all. By their logic, sitting on a train seat must be equivalent to sitting on the lap of most of the worlds population.
    Fart residue doesn't spread STIs I'd expect.

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  • vwdan
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    Well that's rather taking the edge off what was some great memories!

    Although, of course, it doesn't really make sense at all. By their logic, sitting on a train seat must be equivalent to sitting on the lap of most of the worlds population.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    It's my guess that a 17-year-old filly is less exposed than a 35-year-old with a clunge like Dumbledore's sleeve.
    the question is those that went through the slutty phase in their teens(or not) and have since spent 16 years with kids via cesarean and have come back on the market fresh are they cleaner than a 21 year old who is banging anything that moves?

    My general perception is that the number of partners in each age range has been going up since the 60s. The average used to be 7.

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  • barrydidit
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    Do robots count?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Scientific investigation required?
    Feel free. I'm not risking either due to Mrs LM having access to both my genitalia and a selection of kitchen knives while I sleep.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    It's my guess that a 17-year-old filly is less exposed than a 35-year-old with a clunge like Dumbledore's sleeve.
    Scientific investigation required?

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