Cheese on Toast

[northernladuk]

Are none of you lot married?
If I want cheese on toast I just yell. 'Wench, make me cheese on toast and make it now!'.

FFS don't tell the missus I posted this.

Too late, she was looking over my shoulder while I as reading it... Sorry.

[GlenW]

The missus in Keighley or the one in Cullingworth?

Keighley, the one in Cullingworth can't cook.

[GlenW]

Too late, she was looking over my shoulder while I as reading it... Sorry.

That's the Cullingworth missus, she won't mind.

[FatLazyContractor]

That's the Cullingworth missus, she won't mind.

Did not know she traveled to Manchester. Shouldn't you disown her for mingling with Mancunians?

[rl4engc]

Grated cheese, finely cut chives (fresh from the garden of course) and half an oxo cube (can use bovril cubes but you'll need to grate them). Mayo if you don't want it too dry. Bread as per OP.

Finely cut wild garlic leaves (the smaller ones) if it's in season.

If you want a bit more kick add a dollop of chilli/hot pepper/peri peri type sauce.

Or if you want to go 'all out' and make mini-pizzas add OR(chicken|chorizo|ham) as well.

[original PM]

Cheese on toast.

The clue in what goes into it is in the name.

:-P

[Gumbo Robot]

Grated cheese, finely cut chives (fresh from the garden of course) and half an oxo cube (can use bovril cubes but you'll need to grate them). Mayo if you don't want it too dry. Bread as per OP.

Finely cut wild garlic leaves (the smaller ones) if it's in season.

If you want a bit more kick add a dollop of chilli/hot pepper/peri peri type sauce.

Or if you want to go 'all out' and make mini-pizzas add OR(chicken|chorizo|ham) as well.

You sound loik one of they beardy, hipster foodie types.

Do you live in Somerset?

Wanna buy a cottage?

[pjclarke]

Some dishes just aren

[d000hg]

As the weather turns cold I shall probably return to one of my favourite WFH lunches:

• Soft sub roll; white or seeded
• Some sort of salami/pastrami/etc
• Finely chopped red onion
• Sliced baby gherkins
• American mustard
• Cheddar or Edam
• Grill open for a couple of minutes then close
• Serve with a mug of fresh filter coffee

[Pherlopolus]

I'm lactose intolerant so have ham or bacon on mine with no cheese.