Welcome to our newest member, stupidcontractor

[sasguru]

This is a wind-up, right?

Got to be, or the state of the world is even worse than I expected.

[Ardesco]

Careful, Azer was the father of Abraham according to Islam so you might be beheaded for your blasphemy by some follower of this peace loving and tolerant religion.

Bleh they lay claim to everything don't they

Well in my defence I did say that i was an Azer, not THE Azer

[AtW]

Well in my defence I did say that i was an Azer, not THE Azer

You can speak with your head separated from your spine?

[Lucifer Box]

Bleh they lay claim to everything don't they

Well in my defence I did say that i was an Azer, not THE Azer

That's even worse, now you're saying there's more than one, you infidel. And don't go giving me any of this fiery dwarf stuff - it's too late for that.

[wobbegong]

Well in my defence I did say that i was an Azer, not THE Azer

Close enough! STONE HIM!

[Ardesco]

It's not easy to kill me

[Judge Fred]

What sort of rate should I get for BA work albeit with only 1 years experience (I did it on my placement year for Logica)? I think I might be getting ripped off!

[Lucifer Box]

Ardesco is an anti-Islamic bigot and I claim my five dinars. His weak attempts to defend his blatantly isamophobic position surely condemn him to death.

[Lucifer Box]

What sort of rate should I get for BA work albeit with only 1 years experience (I did it on my placement year for Logica)? I think I might be getting ripped off!

Hard to say really as you essentially have no experience. I find it bizarre anyone would want to take on a contractor with little to no experience so I would say anything much above £7 - £8 / hour would be too much if I were hiring.

What are you being paid? Additionally, what is your father's cousin's agency being paid, i.e. what is their markup?

[Ardesco]

Ardesco is an anti-Islamic bigot and I claim my five dinars. His weak attempts to defend his blatantly isamophobic position surely condemn him to death.

Ah you caught me out i'm an infidel that needs to be burnt right now for insulting the one true religion of world....

(luckily being an Azer the burning part isn't really going to be much of a problem for me )