Help me the missus is back and I'm on the bench!!!

**AtW** · 5 October 2006, 08:21

Ask Chico's boss: I hear he is magnamous in victory, but ugly in defeat.

Good to see that you took temp position in Tesco, this should make you value every pound you earn...

**Paddy** · 5 October 2006, 10:31

Originally posted by MarillionFan

So now I'm having to go to a coffee morning, then Costco, then Tesco's.

Help me. HELP ME!!!!

Don’t forget to clear the Internet cache and empty the tissues from the waste bin

**Flubster** · 5 October 2006, 10:41

Originally posted by Paddy

Don’t forget to clear the Internet cache and empty the tissues from the waste bin

And give the curtains a clean...

**Bernard Common** · 5 October 2006, 10:53

Did I tell you that I invented women once in my tea break?

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**Paddy** · 5 October 2006, 11:05

Originally posted by Bernard Common

Did I tell you that I invented women once in my tea break?

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was that invented or inseminated

**Lucifer Box** · 5 October 2006, 11:06

Originally posted by Paddy

was that invented or inseminated

Imagined is probably nearer the mark.

**Pondlife** · 5 October 2006, 11:07

Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Imagined is probably nearer the mark.

Inflated?

IGMC

Help me the missus is back and I'm on the bench!!!