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Pondlife replied

5 October 2006, 11:07
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Imagined is probably nearer the mark.

Inflated?

IGMC
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Lucifer Box replied

5 October 2006, 11:06
Originally posted by Paddy

was that invented or inseminated

Imagined is probably nearer the mark.
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Paddy replied

5 October 2006, 11:05
Originally posted by Bernard Common

Did I tell you that I invented women once in my tea break?

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was that invented or inseminated
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Bernard Common replied

5 October 2006, 10:53
Did I tell you that I invented women once in my tea break?

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Flubster replied

5 October 2006, 10:41
Originally posted by Paddy

Don’t forget to clear the Internet cache and empty the tissues from the waste bin

And give the curtains a clean...
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Paddy replied

5 October 2006, 10:31
Originally posted by MarillionFan

So now I'm having to go to a coffee morning, then Costco, then Tesco's.

Help me. HELP ME!!!!

Don’t forget to clear the Internet cache and empty the tissues from the waste bin
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AtW replied

5 October 2006, 08:21
Ask Chico's boss: I hear he is magnamous in victory, but ugly in defeat.

Good to see that you took temp position in Tesco, this should make you value every pound you earn...
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MarillionFan started a topic Help me the missus is back and I'm on the bench!!!

5 October 2006, 08:18
Help me the missus is back and I'm on the bench!!!

So now I'm having to go to a coffee morning, then Costco, then Tesco's.

Help me. HELP ME!!!!
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