Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

[SimonMac]

Changed the bulb in my 500W site light.

Painted the kitchen ceiling.

No calls.

Ho hum.

Your reputation precedes you

[suityou01]

Your reputation precedes you

Well that was very hurtful. Was that really necessary?

[FatLazyContractor]

Interview with the Swiss twats postponed to afternoon as the client is "busy" this morning

The lady from previous client is very keen to have me on board. Had major fights with the delivery managers in the previous stint so treading very carefully. However the lady arranged a meeting this afternoon to discuss more. She assured that she will be the one managing this prog of work, so looking positive.

[FatLazyContractor]

Well that was very hurtful. Was that really necessary?

MF is saying worse things about you

[suityou01]

MF is saying worse things about you

Yes but MF has no soul, his wife shags around and his kids are ashamed of him. So you have to cut him some slack.

[BrilloPad]

Well that was very hurtful. Was that really necessary?

I think your reputation is wonderful.

[Andy2]

My morning routine on the bench is to watch king of queens, everybody loves raymond and frasier on channel 4
and then its time for lunch.

[FatLazyContractor]

My morning routine on the bench is to watch king of queens, everybody loves raymond and frasier on channel 4
and then its time for lunch.

Ah, why aren't you on my list?! Which role on the bench would you like?

[SimonMac]

Changed the bulb in my 500W site light.

Painted the kitchen ceiling.

No calls.

Ho hum.

Your posting history precedes you

Any better?

[TheLordDave]

I have emptied the shed into a skip, moved some chippings, walked the dog and am about to cut the grass and had a call last night. Then I'm off on holiday next Friday, then moving house. So really I have no time for working anyway!