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So when do things pick up?
Kids are back at school, Parliament is back, surely there should be an explosion on the contracting scene.
Not that I can see. Permie side bubbling along nicely.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Which means you and the wife are at home together!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostKids are back at school,

Make the best of it before you end up in a motel in Germany doing
yourself.
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He will end up with another kid...Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhich means you and the wife are at home together!
Make the best of it before you end up in a motel in Germany doing
yourself."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That implies the current kids are his.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHe will end up with another kid...
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He may be stupid but his wife isn't.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThat implies the current kids are his.
She has to make it look believable you know....."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That was you watching?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhich means you and the wife are at home together!
Make the best of it before you end up in a motel in Germany doing
yourself.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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