Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

[Dallas]

Ditto

[FatLazyContractor]

My morning routine on the bench is to watch king of queens, everybody loves raymond and frasier on channel 4
and then its time for lunch.

You are on the roll of honour as AndyW's mum's personal assistant

[Andy2]

You are on the roll of honour as AndyW's mum's personal assistant

Thank you kind Sir.

[Dark Black]

Yesterday:

Surfed a bit
Scanned some family photos for the older sibblings
Tinkered with the cars

Call from agent ref. gigs in Europe (not interested - he was very pushy though, lost count of the number of times I said I don't do across the channel)

Today:

Surfed a bit
Currently building up the enthusiasm to tinker with cars some more...

No calls so far

[FatLazyContractor]

Yesterday:

Surfed a bit
Scanned some family photos for the older sibblings
Tinkered with the cars

Call from agent ref. gigs in Europe (not interested - he was very pushy though, lost count of the number of times I said I don't do across the channel)

Today:

Surfed a bit
Currently building up the enthusiasm to tinker with cars some more...

No calls so far

Welcome to the club, added you to the list. Post TBC

[suityou01]

Organised an interview for next Tuesday with that lot in the Midlands. I did this because Brillo said so.

You don't mess with Brillo.

[FatLazyContractor]

Organised an interview for next Tuesday with that lot in the Midlands. I did this because Brillo said so.

You don't mess with Brillo.

Does Brillo (the ladies man) know your house address?

[suityou01]

Does Brillo (the ladies man) know your house address?

Brillo has all our addresses. He drops in like the bloke out of the Milk Tray advert.

Trust me on this. He's smoother than a Luther Vandross EP.

[FatLazyContractor]

Guess I have to find a successor for the role of President and Chairman of this club soon.

Had a call with the lady from prev client. Shall not be working with any of the twats I had fights with. 2 days a week from Italy/Spain if required and the rest from home. Trip to Berkshire once every two weeks. All expenses outside UK paid (Flights, hotels etc). I am tempted

[alreadypacked]

Yesterday:

Surfed a bit
Scanned some family photos for the older sibblings
Tinkered with the cars

Call from agent ref. gigs in Europe (not interested - he was very pushy though, lost count of the number of times I said I don't do across the channel)

Today:

Surfed a bit
Currently building up the enthusiasm to tinker with cars some more...

No calls so far

Walk along the beach in the morning
Surfed a bit
Applied on-line for a couple of roles
Afternoon by the pool.

Phone turned off
No calls so far