Ask AtW. An answer to lifes difficult questions

[DaveB]

And more importantly:

Who put the cu*t in Scunthorp?

Who put the Dong in Shamalama-Ding-Dong?

[MarillionFan]

I have you stumped on this one AtW. We know you don't know the answer.

AtW

What is the difference between your arse and your elbow?

[Mr Crosby]

Why do i leak when I laugh?

[Lucifer Box]

I am the actual ruler of this and parallel Universes who was trapped in this puny mortal body because of an error in one of the experiments that I was conducting.

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AtW is Threaded and I claim my five groats.

[AtW]

goats.

Anyway, the free show is over, please deposit 999 gold bars to continue.

[bogeyman]

AtW is Threaded and I claim my five groats.

Five GOATS, surely.

[Lucifer Box]

Are you mad? Don't you know what goats are in the dimension Threaded comes from?

[bogeyman]

Are you mad? Don't you know what goats are in the dimension Threaded comes from?

I imagine they are destined to be made into Goat Pies to feed His almighty and every-hungry belly, no?

[Lucifer Box]

There are some things man was not meant to know. Thinking about it, I suspect Threaded is a whole dimension anyway.

[sasguru]

What's wrong with groats?