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Previously on "Ask AtW. An answer to lifes difficult questions"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Nothing, but I wasn't going to make an easy point out of AtW's unfamiliarity with the vernacular and went with the humorous flow.

    "There is no honour in defeating an opponent weaker than yourself."
    Obviously the defeated is weaker otherwise they wouldn't have been defeated!

    Oh, FFS!

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by AtW
    It feels great though.

    Chico.
    How would Chico know what it's like?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    "There is no honour in defeating an opponent weaker than yourself."
    It feels great though.

    Chico.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box

    "There is no honour in defeating an opponent weaker than yourself."
    True. I stand corrected.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Nothing, but I wasn't going to make an easy point out of AtW's unfamiliarity with the vernacular and went with the humorous flow.

    "There is no honour in defeating an opponent weaker than yourself."

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  • sasguru
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    What's wrong with groats?

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  • Lucifer Box
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    There are some things man was not meant to know. Thinking about it, I suspect Threaded is a whole dimension anyway.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Are you mad? Don't you know what goats are in the dimension Threaded comes from?
    I imagine they are destined to be made into Goat Pies to feed His almighty and every-hungry belly, no?

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Are you mad? Don't you know what goats are in the dimension Threaded comes from?

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    AtW is Threaded and I claim my five groats.
    Five GOATS, surely.

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  • AtW
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    goats.

    Anyway, the free show is over, please deposit 999 gold bars to continue.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by AtW
    I am the actual ruler of this and parallel Universes who was trapped in this puny mortal body because of an error in one of the experiments that I was conducting.

    Next
    AtW is Threaded and I claim my five groats.

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Why do i leak when I laugh?

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  • MarillionFan
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    I have you stumped on this one AtW. We know you don't know the answer.

    AtW

    What is the difference between your arse and your elbow?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    And more importantly:

    Who put the cu*t in Scunthorp?
    Who put the Dong in Shamalama-Ding-Dong?

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