Ask AtW. An answer to lifes difficult questions

[expat]

In a deathmatch between Bill Gates & Steve Jobs. Who would win?

Everybody.

[AtW]

In a deathmatch between Bill Gates & Steve Jobs. Who would win and why?

Steve Jobs because Bill Gates will act erratically and freeze from time to time.

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[AtW]

how do we create antimatter in sufficient quantities to make it a viable power source, and how do we ensure that it is always stored in a safe manner that prevents any accidents.

You need plutrinium accelerator build on the surface of a planet in parallel universe.

Next.

[sasguru]

What is the cause of your delusions of grandeur when essentially you are an unemployed immigrant living in a bedsit in a crappy northern town?

[kramer]

What is the cause of your delusions of grandeur when essentially you are an unemployed immigrant living in a bedsit in a crappy northern town?

why does everyone live in bedsits in your virtual world?

[AtW]

I am the actual ruler of this and parallel Universes who was trapped in this puny mortal body because of an error in one of the experiments that I was conducting.

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[sasguru]

why does everyone live in bedsits in your virtual world?

Not everyone - just Atw. He's obviously thinking about this one....

[Jesus]

What is the cause of your delusions of grandeur when essentially you are an unemployed immigrant living in a bedsit in a crappy northern town?

Yeah he should live in a bedsit in London, then he would be stabbed to death for asking the local teenage drugs dealers to be quiet

[AtW]

why does everyone live in bedsits in your virtual world?

guru lives in a small London dog house with a morgage well over 250k, this is all he could afford, so understandably for him a bedsit is like 100 room palace for me.

[bogeyman]

Who put the Ram in the Ramalamadingdong?

And more importantly:

Who put the cu*t in Scunthorp?