All Inclusive Rate

[BrilloPad]

I called up a very nice lady last night who told me her rate was all inclusive.

What should I expect?

[WTFH]

I called up a very nice lady last night who told me her rate was all inclusive.

What should I expect?

While others may charge you extra for crustaceans, with her you are assured of no additional charge for crabs.

[MicrosoftBob]

Ask if that means the agency will pay for accommodation and expenses directly as it's 'all inclusive'

[WTFH]

Was it a daily rate, hourly, or task-based?


Does the rate allow for wear and tear on any tool(s) you might use?

[FatLazyContractor]

I called up a very nice lady last night who told me her rate was all inclusive.

What should I expect?

Depends.

- If the lady is Eastern European/Russian, it includes a beating from a big bulky Romanian after your belongings are taken.

- If the lady is Mexican, it includes a police raid after the act.

- If the lady is Thai, expect a stiff rod when she strips. Includes you returning the act.

- If the lady is Chinese, expect a part of you in the wok.

HTH

[LondonManc]

Depends.

- If the lady is Eastern European/Russian, it includes a beating from a big bulky Romanian after your belongings are taken.

- If the lady is Mexican, it includes a police raid after the act.

- If the lady is Thai, expect a stiff rod when she strips. Includes you returning the act.

- If the lady is Chinese, expect a part of you in the wok.

HTH

If it's two Thai ladies, it'll be like you've won the lottery; six matching balls.

[vetran]

it means shortly after you marrying her she will take whatever you have left.

[AtW]