Should surfers be culled?

[BrilloPad]

Monstrous shark caught in Australia as surfers call for cull - Telegraph

[DimPrawn]

Yes. Leave the sea life alone you boneheaded thickos.

[WTFH]

According to the Australian government, you are 3x more likely to be killed riding a horse than you are by a shark. You're also more likely to die by accidental suffocation while in bed or 10x more likely to die through alcohol poisoning.


Cull surfers. Problem solved.

[LondonManc]

Doesn't look like they've used a surfboard to catch the shark to be fair.

We've done enough Aussie-culling at the Ashes. Fast running out of arrogant bar staff in El Vibrante as it is.

[Pondlife]

I spend a truckload of cash every year trying to catch a glimpse of one of those beasties. Jammy stoner surfers get all the luck.

[LondonManc]

I spend a truckload of cash every year trying to catch a glimpse of one of those beasties. Jammy stoner surfers get all the luck.

New strategy - take up surfing?

[Pondlife]

New strategy - take up surfing?

I tried paddle boarding once. I got very wet indeed.

[NibblyPig]

I spend a truckload of cash every year trying to catch a glimpse of one of those beasties. Jammy stoner surfers get all the luck.

$3.99 and a tin opener