It seems that the police didn't like your last 999 call
Buffoon in 999 call: 'Cat ate my bacon and I want to press charges'
Buffoon in 999 call: 'Cat ate my bacon and I want to press charges'
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merely at clientco for the entertainment -
Generation selfie-stick again isn't it?
Ejukated under New Labour.
Caller: Me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon.
Police: Sorry?
Caller: Me girlfriend let the cat eat me bacon.
Police: Right, okay, what would you like the police do with regards to that, sir?
Caller: Cause I'm [unintelligble].
Police: So you want to beat up your girlfriend because the cat's eaten your bacon?
Caller: Eugh, don't speak to her.
Caller: You what? I want to press charges.
Police: Against who? Your girlfriend or the cat?
Caller: You what love?
Police: Who do you want to press charges against, your girlfriend or the cat?
[Silence.]
Caller: Both of them.
Police: Right, sir, it's not a criminal offence to let a cat eat your bacon, OK? And we don't arrest cats. I'm very sorry.
Caller: But she, me girlfriend, allowed the cat to do it.
Police: Right I'm very sorry sir but it's not a 999 emergency 'cause your girlfriend let the cat eat the bacon. I do apologise but it's not a police matter.
Next the stoopid twat will be ringing them to moan about Boomers and house prices. Thick as pigtulip.
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