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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent. -
It's not actually a poll.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostNo AndyW option this poll is invalidOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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a cell apparently.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post4 out of five! Nothing average about me.
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suity does't know about Man up ... makes sense.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDon't know what a "manupulator" is, for that reason I'm out.Comment
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I was most disappointed not to have any score as a serial killer either, wasted time and money on that OU course!
Oh well. I will just have to settle for being a sad Michael Ryan style git who goes berserk with a gun.
PS I will wait until I am really old and can no longer look after myself before massacring dozens of people. That way I can get free care in prison instead of having to fork out for it like law abiding people do.Last edited by xoggoth; 22 July 2015, 09:49.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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