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      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Just pretend you are a woman on mumsnet and you'll get tons of sympathy and useful advice.

      That's what MF does on regular basis.

      Simples.
      He has to pretend?

      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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        #id
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Thanks dad
        You're next for the bury-ole if you gie me any more lip son
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          Are they cats? dogs? rats? woodlice? elephants?

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Are they cats? dogs? rats? woodlice? elephants?
            Dogs and cats.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #id
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Dogs and cats.
              Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #id
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.
                One of the cats does tricks mind.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.
                  Well they will all have been permanently mentally damaged by living with suity so best to have them put to sleep.

                  And then put the pets up for adoption
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    One of the cats does tricks mind.
                    This is not the milkman you're looking for.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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