Lost Love

[NotAllThere]

I hate people, I hate the human race!

I hate people, I hate your ugly face!

If you haven't heard it, download their cover of Streets of London - you'll never listen to the original again.

nooooooooooooooooo. Left my headphones at home.

[BrilloPad]

My boy, just so everyone's aware, is the first person in history to ever have his heart broken by a woman. Though of course it does feel like that when it's you, doesn't it?

He has progressed (very loose use of that expression) from lying on the settee looking morose to posting needy tulip on Facebook (she's still a FB friend).

Somehow I seem incapable of offering moral support beyond "There there. It'll all feel better in a while" though I have discouraged him from posting more crap on FB.

If anyone has any helpful anecdotes to share of how they coped in similar situations I will be sure to pass them on. Thanks.

Make sure he does not find out you are now going out with her?

[BrilloPad]

Take him to a high class hooker?

[Dallas]

Take him to a high class hooker?

and be sure to get a pic to upload to fbook ....

[DaveB]

Let cousin Vinnie explain it for you

[SimonMac]

Actually no, he didn't.

Stage fright.

So he tried to bone another woman and his girlfriend found out?

Is he woe is me over the lost girl friend or the fact he couln'd get it up, as to be honest you'd get better advice from most people on here about the latter rather than the former

[unixman]

Having your heart broken is like stubbing a toe badly. Humougously painful at first but the pain gradually subsides.

The person with the broken heart is grieving for the future they thought they would have with the other person. Other, better futures then emerge, however, so just wait for a bit and it gets better.

Yours
Aunty Unixman.

[TheLordDave]

Having your heart broken is like stubbing a toe badly. Humougously painful at first but the pain gradually subsides.

The person with the broken heart is grieving for the future they thought they would have with the other person. Other, better futures then emerge, however, so just wait for a bit and it gets better.

Yours
Aunty Unixman.

Deep

[Paddy]

Take him to a high class hooker?

He would fall in love with the hooker.

[I just need to test it]

So he tried to bone another woman and his girlfriend found out?

Is he woe is me over the lost girl friend or the fact he couln'd get it up, as to be honest you'd get better advice from most people on here about the latter rather than the former

Yeah. Girlfriend was too clingy. He initiated a bit of a trial separation (this all sounds a bit Friends, doesn't it?), was invited out by lady2, now claims he felt wracked with guilt which was why Mr Floppy stepped in. He then decided to get back with girlfriend but she was suspicious of what he'd been up to so (against his father's advice) he decided that honesty was the best policy. And here we are.

The bigger story (for me) is the frustration a parent has to endure watching their child clatter their way clumsily through their early years ignoring the voices of experience, preferring to make their own often horrific choices then bemoaning the consequences.

Which is how I came to have a son in the first place, thinking about it.