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I can still wear the rubbers - I just don't need to take them home with me.Originally posted by vetran View Postno you will just scratch and have dramatic weight loss.Comment
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That's 2 likes in one afternoon. Something's not right.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWho needs rubbers? <mod snip>Comment
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My mates used johnnies
My mate can relate to that. He's fished used Jonnies out of a bathroom bin before because he was worried that his new partner would attempt to impregnate herself with his seed after he left the apartment- such is his virility. Women in their late 30s do odd things. Having said that, he does realise that this is an OCD nonsense.Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostNo more walking home at 4 in the morning with a pocket full of jizzy rubbers.Comment
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You're NLadyUK's cleaner?Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostNo more walking home at 4 in the morning with a pocket full of jizzy rubbers.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Freeze sperm at 18, bioethicist urges men - BBC News
The sperm of all 18-year-olds should be frozen for use in later life because of the risks attached with being an older father, a UK bioethicist has argued.
No. All men should be sterilised at birth due the risk of being ripped off by the (anti)family courts.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostFreeze sperm at 18, bioethicist urges men - BBC News
The sperm of all 18-year-olds should be frozen for use in later life because of the risks attached with being an older father, a UK bioethicist has argued.
No. All men should be sterilised at birth due the risk of being ripped off by the (anti)family courts.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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