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    #11
    Time for a hot tub party...

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Not worth it, we considered one last year but in the end just got a permanent one, obviously 10x the cost but will last more than 10x so a good investment.
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #13
        there you go

        DIY Hot Tubs

        hours of fun.

        do warn the neighbours though they may want to sell up.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          How many hookers do you want in there with you?

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            #15
            I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?
            I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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              #16
              Originally posted by GlenW View Post
              I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?
              They get sterilized with the heat. So you can't catch aids having sex in them.

              HTH

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                #17
                Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?
                Chlorine – same as a swimming pool
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                  I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?
                  I was going to say something witty about scraping them off your mum's tits, but I decided that was childish and would keep that thought to myself.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    Nothing screams common more than an inflatable hot tub....
                    Other than maybe a trampoline. But who cares, both are fun.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Other than maybe a trampoline. But who cares, both are fun.
                      Trampoline cause more broken limbs.

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