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    Zionists stole my shoe!

    Asghar Bukhari: Muslim campaigner claims 'Zionists sneaked into home as he slept and stole his shoe' - Mirror Online

    You cannot be serious.



    It was the s.

    Honest.

    If you've got a sore arse, it's a certainty.

    #2
    Those crazy Mossad guys, when will they stop with their practical jokes? I wouldn't mind if they cleaned the kitchen, or did the ironing. It was only this Sunday morning I woke up to find a half eaten Kebab in my bed. They're out of control

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      #3
      I have a whole room full of single shoes. I get paid survival storage rates in Shekels. None claimed so far...
      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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        #4
        Let's not be too hasty though. Are we sure Muslims don't have a June Fools' day on the 12th, equivalent to our April Fools' day?
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          #5
          Just had a thought though. This could be more sinister than it sounds.

          Didn't Sir Henry Baskerville have a single shoe stolen from outside his hotel bedroom door in the famous Sherlock Holmes story?

          Maybe Mossad plan to set a giant slavering bloodhound on this guy and they need a shoe for his scent!
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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Let's not be too hasty though. Are we sure Muslims don't have a June Fools' day on the 12th, equivalent to our April Fools' day?
            Possibly, they are well known for their self deprecating humour
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Just had a thought though. This could be more sinister than it sounds.

              Didn't Sir Henry Baskerville have a single shoe stolen from outside his hotel bedroom door in the famous Sherlock Holmes story?

              Maybe Mossad plan to set a giant slavering bloodhound on this guy and they need a shoe for his scent!
              Or they may be going to use one legged suicide bombers now.
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                #8
                Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                Or they may be going to use one legged suicide bombers now.
                Good idea. Means they could use a suicide bomber more than once
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Speaking from experience I think the bloke could be quite right. Somebody is constantly sneaking round my house hiding my glasses or my tools when I'm in the middle of a DIY job. The bastard is always drinking my vodka too, I know I can't possibly be drinking that much.
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