Zionists stole my shoe!

[zeitghost]

Asghar Bukhari: Muslim campaigner claims 'Zionists sneaked into home as he slept and stole his shoe' - Mirror Online

You cannot be serious.



It was the s.

Honest.

If you've got a sore arse, it's a certainty.

[barrydidit]

Those crazy Mossad guys, when will they stop with their practical jokes? I wouldn't mind if they cleaned the kitchen, or did the ironing. It was only this Sunday morning I woke up to find a half eaten Kebab in my bed. They're out of control

[Scruff]

I have a whole room full of single shoes. I get paid survival storage rates in Shekels. None claimed so far...

[OwlHoot]

Let's not be too hasty though. Are we sure Muslims don't have a June Fools' day on the 12th, equivalent to our April Fools' day?

[OwlHoot]

Just had a thought though. This could be more sinister than it sounds.

Didn't Sir Henry Baskerville have a single shoe stolen from outside his hotel bedroom door in the famous Sherlock Holmes story?

Maybe Mossad plan to set a giant slavering bloodhound on this guy and they need a shoe for his scent!

[TestMangler]

Let's not be too hasty though. Are we sure Muslims don't have a June Fools' day on the 12th, equivalent to our April Fools' day?

Possibly, they are well known for their self deprecating humour

[GlenW]

Just had a thought though. This could be more sinister than it sounds.

Didn't Sir Henry Baskerville have a single shoe stolen from outside his hotel bedroom door in the famous Sherlock Holmes story?

Maybe Mossad plan to set a giant slavering bloodhound on this guy and they need a shoe for his scent!

Or they may be going to use one legged suicide bombers now.

[TestMangler]

Or they may be going to use one legged suicide bombers now.

Good idea. Means they could use a suicide bomber more than once

[xoggoth]

Speaking from experience I think the bloke could be quite right. Somebody is constantly sneaking round my house hiding my glasses or my tools when I'm in the middle of a DIY job. The bastard is always drinking my vodka too, I know I can't possibly be drinking that much.