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One day I will get to have a $hit in peace
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A pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.
I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?Comment
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She thought there was chocolate in there.Originally posted by TheLordDave View PostA pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.
I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Most toilets can be open and closed from outside....Originally posted by TheLordDave View PostA pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.
I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?
And yeah some ladies toilets are so disgusting it's better to go in the men's.
That's also why clubs have those toilet attendants as it stops them being trashed."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Earn a fortune in trap 1 I do.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou poo at home? I only ever poo at work. One has to have something to do to pass the day.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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