Lessons learnt

[VillageContractor]

Hi,

I'm into the second month of my first contract and I've read all the good advice on hear but I'm sure at some point I'll realise I've missed something.

What lessons have you guys learnt the hard way?

Thanks

VC

[stek]

Take curtains down before ironing them otherwise you could fall out the window...

[Avalonia]

Never listen to advice on forums

[WordIsBond]

For really open-ended, non-specific questions, I've learned to go find articles written that already address it. Otherwise, you get hammered with sarcastic and non-helpful replies.

[TestMangler]

Take curtains down before ironing them otherwise you could fall out the window...

And never answer the phone while ironing.......

[mudskipper]

I think it's safer just to never do ironing. Life is too short.

[NotAllThere]

Always get the young man's number.

[tractor]

....

Leaving teaspoons in cups make your eye hurt when you drink.

[TheCoconutDog]

Never eat yellow snow.

[Cliphead]

Never believe what a pimp tells you.