Lessons learnt

[eek]

Hi,

I'm into the second month of my first contract and I've read all the good advice on hear . Snip

VC

Good advice? What site are you talking about as it doesn't describe this one

[TheLordDave]

Don't change a metal light switch with he power still on. You end up slightly charred due to arc welding the screwdriver to the faceplate.

[mudskipper]

Warning: The filling may be hot!

[TestMangler]

If you're having a hand shandy in the traps at work, ALWAYS check that the door is actually locked.

Don't think that's a client I'll get asked back to......

[stek]

Never stick your penis through a hole in the wall on the off chance unless you're absolutely sure it's a bona-fida glory hole or you're 100% sure MF isn't on the other side....

[TheLordDave]

If working for a government contract always check the seat for footprints before squatting.

[mudskipper]

If you bite off more than you can chew, never swallow.

[mudskipper]

Don't go to CUK drinks. They're a fecking odd bunch of feckers.

[mudskipper]

Look after your sockies, and your sockies will look after you.

[SueEllen]

Never believe what a pimp tells you.

Or an estate agent, or a car sales person, or anyone on here.

(Not hear....)