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The poster to whom you refer hath a good pedigree herein these fora.Originally posted by Batcher View PostHopefully for whinestrone.
I would that the hammer of ban fell upon thee rather, yet to my chagrin I must accept the law is above my capabilities.Comment
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Hi Suity.Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View PostThe poster to whom you refer hath a good pedigree herein these fora.
I would that the hammer of ban fell upon thee rather, yet to my chagrin I must accept the law is above my capabilities.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I would see thee at the end of a rope in my years.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHi Suity.
May thine end be a fiery one.Comment
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Surely one should burn them to prove they are sockiesOriginally posted by sockiefindergeneral View PostI would see thee at the end of a rope in my years.
May thine end be a fiery one.
After all socks burn, and what are sockies made of ?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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This can't be right, Suity said he was leaving for good and he wouldn't tell fibs would he?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHi Suity.
I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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In this exception, the aforementioned sockie is comprised soley of ordure.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostSurely one should burn them to prove they are sockies
After all socks burn, and what are sockies made of ?Comment
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it should burn wellOriginally posted by sockiefindergeneral View PostIn this exception, the aforementioned sockie is comprised soley of ordure.Comment
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