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    Breastfeeding mother was told to feed child 'on the street' because 'she might spurt milk all over the dresses' when she went to bridal shop to try on dream gown | Daily Mail Online

    Breastfeeding mother was told to feed child 'on the street' because 'she might spurt milk all over the dresses' when she went to bridal shop to try on dream gown
    Josephine Fenton claims she was told she must breastfeed 'on the street'
    Ms Fenton, 28, said she was told that she might 'spurt milk' on the dresses
    She visited a Manchester bridal store to try on her dream wedding dress
    However, owners of Jean Jackson Couture's studio deny the accusations
    They said the store's waiting area is a suitable area for breastfeeding

    seems a slam dunk until:


    She said: 'Josephine visited us and seemed happy. She was never told she would spurt milk or to go out on the street.

    'We have a waiting area where she would have been fine to breastfeed, with water, chairs and toilet facilities.

    'We are very upset by what happened after her visit, Josephine and her friends have posted many messages on our Facebook page which we feel are unjust, and we have consulted a solicitor about their content.

    'We have been trading for 17 years and have never had any complaints.

    'If we knew Josephine was breastfeeding we might have asked her to put back her appointment as a lot of our dresses require you to take your bra off.

    'But we use our common sense, and people have visited who are breastfeeding or have children before and always left happy.'
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Woman Squirts Breast Milk on Police Officer and Gets Charged

    A woman in Western Australia was denied bail on Wednesday after being charged with assaulting a police officer — with her breast milk.

    Erica Leeder, 26, was being strip-searched on Tuesday after being arrested on an unspecified charge when the incident occurred, the West Australian newspaper reported.

    Leeder was naked from the waist up when she allegedly grabbed her own breast and squirted milk onto the face, arms and clothes of the female officer patting her down.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      It's time for men to get their tits out - such piss taking will soon put an end to this 'Brelfie' trend crap.

      Officer: Why are you doing that Sir ?
      Man: "There have been countless literary descriptions of men miraculously breast-feeding, from The Talmud to Tolstoy, where,
      in Anna Karenina, there is a short anecdote of a baby suckling an Englishman for sustenance while on board a ship.
      The little anthropological evidence documented suggests it is possible."

      Swedish Man Breast Feeds His Child
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CLxfpmACc

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        #4
        Maybe they were upset as she should have got married before getting pregnant?

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          #5
          I thought it was a niche interest people would pay good money for
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
            It's time for men to get their tits out - such piss taking will soon put an end to this 'Brelfie' trend crap.

            Officer: Why are you doing that Sir ?
            Man: "There have been countless literary descriptions of men miraculously breast-feeding, from The Talmud to Tolstoy, where,
            in Anna Karenina, there is a short anecdote of a baby suckling an Englishman for sustenance while on board a ship.
            The little anthropological evidence documented suggests it is possible."

            Swedish Man Breast Feeds His Child
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CLxfpmACc

            I had a long discussion with an expectant dad about this. We got to the point where he agreed to spend the next few months squeezing his nipples several times a day in order to stimulate milk production to allow him to share feeding duties with his wife. Unfortunately, once he sobered up, he changed his mind, so the experiment never happened.

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              I had a long discussion with an expectant dad about this. We got to the point where he agreed to spend the next few months squeezing his nipples several times a day in order to stimulate milk production to allow him to share feeding duties with his wife. Unfortunately, once he sobered up, he changed his mind, so the experiment never happened.
              ...Doesn't work... nuff said
              Any opinion expressed here is just that - an opinion. It is my own view - unless I have (shamelessly) stolen someone your opinion in which case, I'm sorry (that you found out!)

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                #8
                You can make women who aren't pregnant lactate though, not that I've ever tried that of course
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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