Are you a spurter?

[MicrosoftBob]

You can make women who aren't pregnant lactate though, not that I've ever tried that of course

[maspinall]

I had a long discussion with an expectant dad about this. We got to the point where he agreed to spend the next few months squeezing his nipples several times a day in order to stimulate milk production to allow him to share feeding duties with his wife. Unfortunately, once he sobered up, he changed his mind, so the experiment never happened.

...Doesn't work... nuff said

[mudskipper]

It's time for men to get their tits out - such piss taking will soon put an end to this 'Brelfie' trend crap.

Officer: Why are you doing that Sir ?
Man: "There have been countless literary descriptions of men miraculously breast-feeding, from The Talmud to Tolstoy, where,
in Anna Karenina, there is a short anecdote of a baby suckling an Englishman for sustenance while on board a ship.
The little anthropological evidence documented suggests it is possible."

Swedish Man Breast Feeds His Child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CLxfpmACc

I had a long discussion with an expectant dad about this. We got to the point where he agreed to spend the next few months squeezing his nipples several times a day in order to stimulate milk production to allow him to share feeding duties with his wife. Unfortunately, once he sobered up, he changed his mind, so the experiment never happened.

[MicrosoftBob]

I thought it was a niche interest people would pay good money for

[BrilloPad]

Maybe they were upset as she should have got married before getting pregnant?

[SunnyInHades]

It's time for men to get their tits out - such piss taking will soon put an end to this 'Brelfie' trend crap.

Officer: Why are you doing that Sir ?
Man: "There have been countless literary descriptions of men miraculously breast-feeding, from The Talmud to Tolstoy, where,
in Anna Karenina, there is a short anecdote of a baby suckling an Englishman for sustenance while on board a ship.
The little anthropological evidence documented suggests it is possible."

Swedish Man Breast Feeds His Child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CLxfpmACc

[Paddy]

Woman Squirts Breast Milk on Police Officer and Gets Charged

A woman in Western Australia was denied bail on Wednesday after being charged with assaulting a police officer — with her breast milk.

Erica Leeder, 26, was being strip-searched on Tuesday after being arrested on an unspecified charge when the incident occurred, the West Australian newspaper reported.

Leeder was naked from the waist up when she allegedly grabbed her own breast and squirted milk onto the face, arms and clothes of the female officer patting her down.

[vetran]

Breastfeeding mother was told to feed child 'on the street' because 'she might spurt milk all over the dresses' when she went to bridal shop to try on dream gown | Daily Mail Online

Breastfeeding mother was told to feed child 'on the street' because 'she might spurt milk all over the dresses' when she went to bridal shop to try on dream gown
Josephine Fenton claims she was told she must breastfeed 'on the street'
Ms Fenton, 28, said she was told that she might 'spurt milk' on the dresses
She visited a Manchester bridal store to try on her dream wedding dress
However, owners of Jean Jackson Couture's studio deny the accusations
They said the store's waiting area is a suitable area for breastfeeding

seems a slam dunk until:

She said: 'Josephine visited us and seemed happy. She was never told she would spurt milk or to go out on the street.

'We have a waiting area where she would have been fine to breastfeed, with water, chairs and toilet facilities.

'We are very upset by what happened after her visit, Josephine and her friends have posted many messages on our Facebook page which we feel are unjust, and we have consulted a solicitor about their content.

'We have been trading for 17 years and have never had any complaints.

'If we knew Josephine was breastfeeding we might have asked her to put back her appointment as a lot of our dresses require you to take your bra off.

'But we use our common sense, and people have visited who are breastfeeding or have children before and always left happy.'