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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Well Jesus was definitely covered with them.
    even his bum ?
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Everything's covered in germs.
      Are photons?

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        #23
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Old news. Always wash your hands carefully after handling raw chicken, or its packaging. Don't wash the chicken under a tap, as it will spread the lurgies over all the surfaces in the kitchen.
        Just buy it pre-cooked and canned....

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          #24
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Technically it's not a period, it's an ovulation.

          The period (menstruation) is the discarding of the unfertilised ovulation.
          The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.

          I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Unix View Post
            Are photons?

            ok
            God and photons are not covered in germs.

            but Jesus bum is.

            so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)

            and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum


            he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.

              I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.
              My missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up call
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #27
                You could always just get it from somewhere like this.

                Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                Just buy it pre-cooked and canned....
                Which Alien movie is that from?
                Last edited by Zero Liability; 28 May 2015, 19:57.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                  My missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up call
                  Build a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                    Build a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.
                    They seem quite Darwin though, I've seen more accidently kill themselves than die by foxes
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Unix View Post
                      Are photons?
                      Photons aren't things.

                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      ok
                      God and photons are not covered in germs.

                      but Jesus bum is.

                      so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)

                      and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum


                      he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum
                      Why the sudden interest in the bums of famous religious leaders? They ate and drank and puked and stank just like the rest of us - and probably more than us since they predated anti-perspirant and soft toilet paper.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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