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Do you feel like chicken tonight?
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOld news. Always wash your hands carefully after handling raw chicken, or its packaging. Don't wash the chicken under a tap, as it will spread the lurgies over all the surfaces in the kitchen.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostTechnically it's not a period, it's an ovulation.
The period (menstruation) is the discarding of the unfertilised ovulation.
I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.Comment
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Originally posted by Unix View PostAre photons?
ok
God and photons are not covered in germs.
but Jesus bum is.
so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)
and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum
he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThe other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.
I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostMy missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up callComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostBuild a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by Unix View PostAre photons?
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postok
God and photons are not covered in germs.
but Jesus bum is.
so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)
and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum
he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bumOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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