CNP Safe Space

[MarillionFan]

I've been disgusted by the namby, pamby liberal love-in elsewhere in CUK.

Here at the CNP (Contractor National Party) we stand for good old English National Pride, Racist Jokes, Sexism, double standards and telling everyone about how big your wad is.

No Jocks, Paddies, taffies, women or permies.

[tractor]

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Contractor, we and MF in the same post?

[TestMangler]

You bloody fat septic tanks are just so non PC.

[FatLazyContractor]

Present sir !

[alluvial]

I've been disgusted by the namby, pamby liberal love-in elsewhere in CUK.

Here at the CNP (Contractor National Party) we stand for good old English National Pride, Racist Jokes, Sexism, double standards and telling everyone about how big your wad is.

No Jocks, Paddies, taffies, women or permies.

As an Englishman living in Taffland, am I allowed?

[tractor]

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As an Englishman living in Taffland, am I allowed?

Yes, but as a non-native, you don't get a vote.

[xoggoth]

Pity man is a social animal. Much better if we just attacked each other on sight, would keep the population down. And those horrible squeally little girls up the road who annoy me so much during the school holidays. Bet they'd taste nice with fava beans and a nice chianti.