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    Loony DE

    The Express is full of tulip today. The apocalypse caught on camera, poltergeists in our houses, UFO in a museum:

    LISTEN: Are eerie 'trumpet' noises coming from the sky sign of the 'apocalypse'? | Nature | News | Daily Express
    Haunting advice for THAT bump in the night | Life | Life & Style | Daily Express
    WATCH: UFO is TWICE caught on camera INSIDE a space museum | Nature | News | Daily Express

    FFS that UFO is dust caught in the CCTV light! I have a CCTV and have seen these "UFOs" on various occasions.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    The Express is full of tulip today.
    plus ca change

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      On the poltergeist link:

      There are many characteristics or signs of a poltergeist haunting, these normally start with objects being moved from place to place without any one seeing, puddles of water suddenly forming on the floor in rooms where no water could leak or spill.
      Puddles of water on the floor eh? What could cause that?

      PS Mind you, moving things from place to place without anyone seeing does explain why I can never find my reading glasses! I bet the bastards are drinking my vodka too, it can't be me drinking all that!
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Bloody extra terrestrial/other wordly immigrants, why don't these space aliens/ghosts stay where they are, probably over here claiming benefits...

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          Daily Express is a font of knowledge!

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            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            FFS that UFO is dust caught in the CCTV light! I have a CCTV and have seen these "UFOs" on various occasions.
            Are you sure???

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