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Bloody extra terrestrial/other wordly immigrants, why don't these space aliens/ghosts stay where they are, probably over here claiming benefits...
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On the poltergeist link:
Puddles of water on the floor eh? What could cause that?There are many characteristics or signs of a poltergeist haunting, these normally start with objects being moved from place to place without any one seeing, puddles of water suddenly forming on the floor in rooms where no water could leak or spill.
PS Mind you, moving things from place to place without anyone seeing does explain why I can never find my reading glasses! I bet the bastards are drinking my vodka too, it can't be me drinking all that!
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plus ca changeOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostThe Express is full of tulip today.
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Loony DE
The Express is full of tulip today. The apocalypse caught on camera, poltergeists in our houses, UFO in a museum:
LISTEN: Are eerie 'trumpet' noises coming from the sky sign of the 'apocalypse'? | Nature | News | Daily Express
Haunting advice for THAT bump in the night | Life | Life & Style | Daily Express
WATCH: UFO is TWICE caught on camera INSIDE a space museum | Nature | News | Daily Express
FFS that UFO is dust caught in the CCTV light! I have a CCTV and have seen these "UFOs" on various occasions.Tags: None
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