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    Don't understand the joke....

    I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

    Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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    Well known scam involving pretty girls who get a massive commission out of any "charity donation". I was once caught out by one with a cleavage that I had to pretend to listen to her while looking at her boobs.

    Anyway, she finally said get your card out and I gave her the card but the catch was that I had to reply to a SMS message in order for payment to go through and my phone lost signal at that point. I said I will do later when I get a signal and never bothered. Whew !
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #3
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

      Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?
      They have chuggers on Bute now?

      Or have you escaped to the mainland for the day?

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        #4
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street
        Why did you stop?

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          #5
          Why is her jacket worthy of mention?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

            Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?
            It's a joke about joining the Tory party, 3 quid a month by direct debit and you get your pick of all of the above. She must have been a socialist worker.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Why did you stop?
              Er...

              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              attractive young woman

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