Don't understand the joke....

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jamesbrown replied

19 May 2015, 16:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why did you stop?

Er...

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

attractive young woman
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MarillionFan replied

19 May 2015, 14:35
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?

It's a joke about joining the Tory party, 3 quid a month by direct debit and you get your pick of all of the above. She must have been a socialist worker.
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d000hg replied

19 May 2015, 14:33
Why is her jacket worthy of mention?
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BrilloPad replied

19 May 2015, 14:26
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street

Why did you stop?
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barrydidit replied

19 May 2015, 13:36
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?

They have chuggers on Bute now?

Or have you escaped to the mainland for the day?
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fullyautomatix replied

19 May 2015, 13:23
Well known scam involving pretty girls who get a massive commission out of any "charity donation". I was once caught out by one with a cleavage that I had to pretend to listen to her while looking at her boobs.

Anyway, she finally said get your card out and I gave her the card but the catch was that I had to reply to a SMS message in order for payment to go through and my phone lost signal at that point. I said I will do later when I get a signal and never bothered. Whew !
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TestMangler started a topic Don't understand the joke....

19 May 2015, 13:18
Don't understand the joke....

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?
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