Curmudgeon in training

[TheFaQQer]

you cross dressing again?

Even better than that

[Batcher]

Even better than that

It's to do with IPSE, I can feel it. You've been promoted to the BoD

I'm definitely getting grumpier. I shout at cyclists and bad drivers as I walk along the street.

[lilelvis2000]

Nobody, but nobody can beat my missus for being grouchy, grumpy and in extreme cases very abusive.

[BrilloPad]

Nobody, but nobody can beat my missus

Apart from you?

[vetran]

Even better than that

You have become a UKIP member?

[TheFaQQer]

It's to do with IPSE, I can feel it. You've been promoted to the BoD

Ooooh - so close. But there's no vacancy for a member to join the board.




Yet.

[BrilloPad]

I'm definitely getting grumpier. I shout at cyclists and bad drivers as I walk along the street.

A man is defined by 3 ages according to his attitude to a pile of leaves.

He can run through them. Walk round them. Or write a letter to council about them.

[vetran]

Ooooh - so close. But there's no vacancy for a member to join the board.




Yet.

You have Zeity working at clearing your way? You bought the Chianti & Fava beans?

[TheFaQQer]

A man is defined by 3 ages according to his attitude to a pile of leaves.

He can run through them. Walk round them. Or write a letter to council about them.

I thought the three ages of man were tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly?

[Batcher]

Ooooh - so close. But there's no vacancy for a member to join the board.




Yet.

You've reported a member of the BoD to Operation Yewtree therefore ensuring a vacancy for you in the near future?

Which one of the BoD is a nonce then?