Reply to: Curmudgeon in training

[Batcher]

Ooooh - so close. But there's no vacancy for a member to join the board.




Yet.

You've reported a member of the BoD to Operation Yewtree therefore ensuring a vacancy for you in the near future?

Which one of the BoD is a nonce then?

[TheFaQQer]

A man is defined by 3 ages according to his attitude to a pile of leaves.

He can run through them. Walk round them. Or write a letter to council about them.

I thought the three ages of man were tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly?

[vetran]

Ooooh - so close. But there's no vacancy for a member to join the board.




Yet.

You have Zeity working at clearing your way? You bought the Chianti & Fava beans?

[BrilloPad]

I'm definitely getting grumpier. I shout at cyclists and bad drivers as I walk along the street.

A man is defined by 3 ages according to his attitude to a pile of leaves.

He can run through them. Walk round them. Or write a letter to council about them.

[TheFaQQer]

It's to do with IPSE, I can feel it. You've been promoted to the BoD

Ooooh - so close. But there's no vacancy for a member to join the board.




Yet.

[vetran]

Even better than that

You have become a UKIP member?

[BrilloPad]

Nobody, but nobody can beat my missus

Apart from you?

[lilelvis2000]

Nobody, but nobody can beat my missus for being grouchy, grumpy and in extreme cases very abusive.

[Batcher]

Even better than that

It's to do with IPSE, I can feel it. You've been promoted to the BoD

I'm definitely getting grumpier. I shout at cyclists and bad drivers as I walk along the street.

[TheFaQQer]

you cross dressing again?

Even better than that

[suityou01]

Since Saturday morning, I've been the happiest I've been in a long time

I'd share the secret, but none of you would believe me if I told you.

You've been skinny dipping with your local rugby club?

[vetran]

Since Saturday morning, I've been the happiest I've been in a long time

I'd share the secret, but none of you would believe me if I told you.

you cross dressing again?

[TheFaQQer]

Since Saturday morning, I've been the happiest I've been in a long time

I'd share the secret, but none of you would believe me if I told you.

[MarillionFan]

Since my children were born I have been less grumpy. But my hair has gone from brown to grey.

Since they were born I've become more grumpy. What rules me the most is being interrupted in the morning by one of them bursting in or banging on the door when I have my morning dump. Grrrrrrr.

[BrilloPad]

I didnt go grey until I met MrsB.

She speaks highly of you too.