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How to find out if you are fat.

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    How to find out if you are fat.

    Doctors say if you want to know if you are too fat all you need is STRING | Daily Mail Online

    A new study has revealed that measuring your height with a piece of string, folding it in half and then seeing if you can easily get it round your waist may be a better way to find out if you are an unhealthy size.

    MF - I know you did not fold the piece of string in half. Either way it does not go round your waist...

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Doctors say if you want to know if you are too fat all you need is STRING | Daily Mail Online

    A new study has revealed that measuring your height with a piece of string, folding it in half and then seeing if you can easily get it round your waist may be a better way to find out if you are an unhealthy size.

    MF - I know you did not fold the piece of string in half. Either way it does not go round your waist...
    How long is a piece of string?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      How long is a piece of string?
      BBC Two - Horizon, 2009-2010, How Long is a Piece of String?

      Infinetly long.

      HTH

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        #4
        Alternatively, you probably already know your waist and height, so you could double the former and see if the result is less than the latter. This would save you the trouble of hunting around for the string, eventually finding it in that drawer full of oddments in the kitchen, and then having to disentangle it from an old hairbrush, three plugs, and some parts from a long-broken alarm clock.

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          #5
          I was feeling quite skinny till the elastic snapped
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Alternatively, you probably already know your waist and height, so you could double the former and see if the result is less than the latter. This would save you the trouble of hunting around for the string, eventually finding it in that drawer full of oddments in the kitchen, and then having to disentangle it from an old hairbrush, three plugs, and some parts from a long-broken alarm clock.
            Wow. I should be 8'4''.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Wow. I should be 8'4''.


              Fat bastard

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Alternatively, you probably already know your waist and height, so you could double the former and see if the result is less than the latter. This would save you the trouble of hunting around for the string, eventually finding it in that drawer full of oddments in the kitchen, and then having to disentangle it from an old hairbrush, three plugs, and some parts from a long-broken alarm clock.
                Hunting for some string will at least give the fatties some much needed exercise.
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                  Hunting for some string will at least give the fatties some much needed exercise.


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                    #10
                    If the string disappears when you put it round your middle, you're too fat.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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