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    #21
    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    Excuse me, love, the men were talking here.
    Since it was you, I'll let you off. But calm down with the commas.

    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Since it was you, I'll let you off. But calm down with the commas.



      I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?
      Harry Enfield taking the mick out of sexism and old farts like me.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #23
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?
        Need a man to help you with Youtube love?

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          #24
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Need a man to help you with Youtube love?
          I need you to piss off.

          In fact, I'm going to use the blocking functionality for the first time in my CUK career. How exciting.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Perhaps we need a stat for most ignored poster?

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              #26
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Perhaps we need a stat for most ignored poster?
              Surely it's SY. Or perhaps MF.

              Yeah. We need a poll.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?
                Male
                1) choose computer game - FIFA15 is a good choice
                2) Play daily - record movie of play, webcam/DSLR reactions and combine into single movie
                3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
                4) Repeat 2-3

                After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new Lamborghini Aventador with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years
                e.g. KSI, age 21
                https://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt

                Female
                1) Prepare make up kit
                2) Apply daily and record webcam/DSLR movie whilst applying, talking to camera
                3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
                4) Repeat 2-3

                After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new freehold House in Brighton with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years. Due to the number of video 'followers', you'll also get surprise celebrity invites such as singing on the latest Band Aid single.
                e.g. Zoeela, age 24
                https://www.youtube.com/user/zoella280390

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
                  Male
                  1) choose computer game - FIFA15 is a good choice
                  2) Play daily - record movie of play, webcam/DSLR reactions and combine into single movie
                  3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
                  4) Repeat 2-3

                  After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new Lamborghini Aventador with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years
                  e.g. KSI, age 21
                  https://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt

                  Female
                  1) Prepare make up kit
                  2) Apply daily and record webcam/DSLR movie whilst applying, talking to camera
                  3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
                  4) Repeat 2-3

                  After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new freehold House in Brighton with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years. Due to the number of video 'followers', you'll also get surprise celebrity invites such as singing on the latest Band Aid single.
                  e.g. Zoeela, age 24
                  https://www.youtube.com/user/zoella280390
                  When I was a teenager, I used to provide a daily commentary on my life to the bedroom mirror. If only youtube had been invented then. Now I just post in TPD...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    When I was a teenager, I used to provide a daily commentary on my life to the bedroom mirror. If only youtube had been invented then. Now I just post in TPD...
                    I'm still waiting for my TPD cheque to arrive

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                      I'm still waiting for my TPD cheque to arrive
                      Ed Balls is writing it now
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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