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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSince it was you, I'll let you off. But calm down with the commas.
I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI don't watch youtube crap. What is it?Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostNeed a man to help you with Youtube love?
In fact, I'm going to use the blocking functionality for the first time in my CUK career. How exciting.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostPerhaps we need a stat for most ignored poster?
Yeah. We need a poll.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI don't watch youtube crap. What is it?
1) choose computer game - FIFA15 is a good choice
2) Play daily - record movie of play, webcam/DSLR reactions and combine into single movie
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3
After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new Lamborghini Aventador with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years
e.g. KSI, age 21
https://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt
Female
1) Prepare make up kit
2) Apply daily and record webcam/DSLR movie whilst applying, talking to camera
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3
After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new freehold House in Brighton with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years. Due to the number of video 'followers', you'll also get surprise celebrity invites such as singing on the latest Band Aid single.
e.g. Zoeela, age 24
https://www.youtube.com/user/zoella280390Comment
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View PostMale
1) choose computer game - FIFA15 is a good choice
2) Play daily - record movie of play, webcam/DSLR reactions and combine into single movie
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3
After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new Lamborghini Aventador with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years
e.g. KSI, age 21
https://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt
Female
1) Prepare make up kit
2) Apply daily and record webcam/DSLR movie whilst applying, talking to camera
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3
After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new freehold House in Brighton with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years. Due to the number of video 'followers', you'll also get surprise celebrity invites such as singing on the latest Band Aid single.
e.g. Zoeela, age 24
https://www.youtube.com/user/zoella280390Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhen I was a teenager, I used to provide a daily commentary on my life to the bedroom mirror. If only youtube had been invented then. Now I just post in TPD...Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI'm still waiting for my TPD cheque to arriveComment
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