Casual sexism

[MaryPoppins]

Excuse me, love, the men were talking here.

Since it was you, I'll let you off. But calm down with the commas.

there you go Darling!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNmBauXYzgc

I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?

[vetran]

Since it was you, I'll let you off. But calm down with the commas.



I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?

Harry Enfield taking the mick out of sexism and old farts like me.

[FatLazyContractor]

I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?

Need a man to help you with Youtube love?

[MaryPoppins]

Need a man to help you with Youtube love?

I need you to piss off.

In fact, I'm going to use the blocking functionality for the first time in my CUK career. How exciting.

[mudskipper]

Perhaps we need a stat for most ignored poster?

[MaryPoppins]

Perhaps we need a stat for most ignored poster?

Surely it's SY. Or perhaps MF.

Yeah. We need a poll.

[SunnyInHades]

I don't watch youtube crap. What is it?

Male
1) choose computer game - FIFA15 is a good choice
2) Play daily - record movie of play, webcam/DSLR reactions and combine into single movie
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3

After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new Lamborghini Aventador with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years
e.g. KSI, age 21
https://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt

Female
1) Prepare make up kit
2) Apply daily and record webcam/DSLR movie whilst applying, talking to camera
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3

After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new freehold House in Brighton with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years. Due to the number of video 'followers', you'll also get surprise celebrity invites such as singing on the latest Band Aid single.
e.g. Zoeela, age 24
https://www.youtube.com/user/zoella280390

[mudskipper]

Male
1) choose computer game - FIFA15 is a good choice
2) Play daily - record movie of play, webcam/DSLR reactions and combine into single movie
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3

After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new Lamborghini Aventador with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years
e.g. KSI, age 21
https://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt

Female
1) Prepare make up kit
2) Apply daily and record webcam/DSLR movie whilst applying, talking to camera
3) Upload to YouTube, enable advertising
4) Repeat 2-3

After 5 years you'll be able to buy a new freehold House in Brighton with cash and earn more annually than the highest earning contractor earns in 10 years. Due to the number of video 'followers', you'll also get surprise celebrity invites such as singing on the latest Band Aid single.
e.g. Zoeela, age 24
https://www.youtube.com/user/zoella280390

When I was a teenager, I used to provide a daily commentary on my life to the bedroom mirror. If only youtube had been invented then. Now I just post in TPD...

[Bunk]

When I was a teenager, I used to provide a daily commentary on my life to the bedroom mirror. If only youtube had been invented then. Now I just post in TPD...

I'm still waiting for my TPD cheque to arrive

[vetran]

I'm still waiting for my TPD cheque to arrive

Ed Balls is writing it now