General Election Thread 2015

[VectraMan]

So if Sunderland can do the count in 50 minutes why can't everywhere else? Then nobody would have to stay up all night.

[Pondlife]

First result and LD lost their deposit and massive split of cons/ukip

[mudskipper]

X X, X X and 3,062,243 others have shared on Facebook that they're voting.

Great...

[TestMangler]

First result and LD lost their deposit and massive split of cons/ukip

If the Kippers take 3+ % from the tories in actual marginal seats, certain Tory voters will have to try and push that jizz back in that they emitted at the exit polls

[alluvial]

Rumour is that Balls may lose.
Here's hoping. ....

[minestrone]

ed balls jizz!!

[alluvial]

ed balls jizz!!

If we can get rid of Balls and Vince, I think I may well jizz myself.

[barrydidit]

Rumour is that Balls may lose.
Here's hoping. ....

+1
I saw that smug tulip a couple of weeks back. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke

[MicrosoftBob]

Tennents tonight.

Got 16, drank 3 in about 30 seconds when the exit polls came in.

You have Moniac and you drink Tennents, oh well at least it wasn't a can of wife beater I suppose

[minestrone]

Really need to see the marginal come up.