HOW come in the adverts, a McDonald's Big Mac looks as tall as one of the twin towers (when it was still standing, of course), yet when you get one they're as squashed as my gran's tits?
Big Mick, High Wycomb
Big Mick, High Wycomb
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Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour.
Chris Scaife, JesmondIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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*Quietly hides the Irn Bru bottles, clears away the empty crisp packets, sweeps the white powder of the cistern and steels oneself to coax HyperD down from the curtain rails....*"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Thanks for that Jacko - it's the 24/7 working getting to me. And the second bottle of Veuve Clicquot...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Cross posted or not Hyper, some of that is superb, I am nearly crying, trying not to laugh in my quiet office full of permies.Comment
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'save money on binoculars, by simply moving closer to the object you want to see'Comment
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Glad to be of service, sir!Originally posted by lukemg
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