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    #11
    They're not that Green. I just bent down to find a leaflet through my door for the Greens and immediately tore it up and chucked it in the bin. That's not very Green is it.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      They're not that Green. I just bent down to find a leaflet through my door for the Greens and immediately tore it up and chucked it in the bin. That's not very Green is it.
      Amateur. I set mine on fire using an aerosol flamethrower. Then i used my helicopter to disperse the ashes.

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        #13
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        Amateur. I set mine on fire using an aerosol flamethrower. Then i used my helicopter to disperse the ashes.
        Bloody Tories.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
          Anyone with half a brain can work out that swings need a lot of space.
          THAT's your main problem with the idea?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by SeaBass View Post
            Not even a quote in the article? It couldn't be more flimsy.

            Nor it does it explain why swings at a bus stop are a bad idea.

            Very poor journalism indeed.
            Quite, there's no mention of whether they would be sex swings or not
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              THAT's your main problem with the idea?
              It is the first one to swing to mind
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #17
                Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                Quite, there's no mention of whether they would be sex swings or not
                Would they grow pampas grass by the stations?
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                  Quite, there's no mention of whether they would be sex swings or not
                  There was that guy who had 34 children from chatting up women on the bus.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SeaBass View Post
                    Not even a quote in the article? It couldn't be more flimsy.

                    Nor it does it explain why swings at a bus stop are a bad idea.

                    Very poor journalism indeed.
                    Not even journalism, its so disappointing. You used to wait ages for a made-up Loony Left/Barmy Greens story and then three came along at once. They aren't even trying any more.



                    Mind you, I think she's about to jazz-hand her enjoyment ....
                    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
                      Not even journalism, its so disappointing. You used to wait ages for a made-up Loony Left/Barmy Greens story and then three came along at once. They aren't even trying any more.



                      Mind you, I think she's about to jazz-hand her enjoyment ....
                      Must be a feminist then, they want to ban clapping and make everyone use jazz hands
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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