They're not that Green. I just bent down to find a leaflet through my door for the Greens and immediately tore it up and chucked it in the bin. That's not very Green is it.
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Amateur. I set mine on fire using an aerosol flamethrower. Then i used my helicopter to disperse the ashes.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThey're not that Green. I just bent down to find a leaflet through my door for the Greens and immediately tore it up and chucked it in the bin. That's not very Green is it.Comment
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Bloody Tories.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostAmateur. I set mine on fire using an aerosol flamethrower. Then i used my helicopter to disperse the ashes.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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THAT's your main problem with the idea?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostAnyone with half a brain can work out that swings need a lot of space.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Quite, there's no mention of whether they would be sex swings or notOriginally posted by SeaBass View PostNot even a quote in the article? It couldn't be more flimsy.
Nor it does it explain why swings at a bus stop are a bad idea.
Very poor journalism indeed.Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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It is the first one to swing to mindOriginally posted by d000hg View PostTHAT's your main problem with the idea?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Would they grow pampas grass by the stations?Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostQuite, there's no mention of whether they would be sex swings or notLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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There was that guy who had 34 children from chatting up women on the bus.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostQuite, there's no mention of whether they would be sex swings or notOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Not even journalism, its so disappointing. You used to wait ages for a made-up Loony Left/Barmy Greens story and then three came along at once. They aren't even trying any more.Originally posted by SeaBass View PostNot even a quote in the article? It couldn't be more flimsy.
Nor it does it explain why swings at a bus stop are a bad idea.
Very poor journalism indeed.

Mind you, I think she's about to jazz-hand her enjoyment ....My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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Must be a feminist then, they want to ban clapping and make everyone use jazz handsOriginally posted by pjclarke View PostNot even journalism, its so disappointing. You used to wait ages for a made-up Loony Left/Barmy Greens story and then three came along at once. They aren't even trying any more.

Mind you, I think she's about to jazz-hand her enjoyment ....
Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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