Sat next to a right numpty

[Pondlife]

Just parachuted in at a new site because they suspect existing guy is out of his depth. I rock on up to the hot desk area next to the vending machine and the toilets as that where he's usually based. I spotted him straight away.

He's spread all his crap over all three desks. There's mountains of tissue boxes and cold/flu medicines, imodium, preparation H etc It's like someone blew up a Boots. The other side of is him is a huge pile of 'for dummies' books.

I did try to engage him in conversation to find out how much of a mess we're I'm now in but he just stares unblinking at his browser. He seems to be mostly looking up disease symptoms on google and posting on mumsnet.

I don't have the heart to tell him he's about to get sh1t-canned.

What should I do?

[Unix]

Just parachuted in at a new site because they suspect existing guy is out of his depth. I rock on up to the hot desk area next to the vending machine and the toilets as that where he's usually based. I spotted him straight away.

He's spread all his crap over all three desks. There's mountains of tissue boxes and cold/flu medicines, imodium, preparation H etc It's like someone blew up a Boots. The other side of is him is a huge pile of 'for dummies' books.

I did try to engage him in conversation to find out how much of a mess we're I'm now in but he just stares unblinking at his browser. He seems to be mostly looking up disease symptoms on google and posting on mumsnet.

I don't have the heart to tell him he's about to get sh1t-canned.

What should I do?

Meet him in the toilet and pee on his shoes?

[aoxomoxoa]

Just parachuted in at a new site because they suspect existing guy is out of his depth. I rock on up to the hot desk area next to the vending machine and the toilets as that where he's usually based. I spotted him straight away.

He's spread all his crap over all three desks. There's mountains of tissue boxes and cold/flu medicines, imodium, preparation H etc It's like someone blew up a Boots. The other side of is him is a huge pile of 'for dummies' books.

I did try to engage him in conversation to find out how much of a mess we're I'm now in but he just stares unblinking at his browser. He seems to be mostly looking up disease symptoms on google and posting on mumsnet.

I don't have the heart to tell him he's about to get sh1t-canned.

What should I do?

Say "Hi Suity, nice to meet you!"

[northernladuk]

He got a Welsh accent?

[mudskipper]

What should I do?

His wife.

MF.

[MarillionFan]

His wife.

MF.

He he he.